The moment that everyone fears most. The violent struggle, shaking, and gurgling. A last gasp. Yes, it's sad to say it but your clothes washer gave up the ghost. Now what? Order a new control board for it during the middle of a global microchip shortage? Not a chance. I did a quick web search to verify that there were still made in the USA washers out there. Luckily there were, so I headed out to the local home improvement store. At first I was drawn to the simpler models with old-fashioned knobs and analog buttons. But I slowly gave in to the allure of shiny touchscreens, a smooth spinning super knob, and the intuitiveness of a play/pause button. There was one machine in general that caught my attention: the General Electric GFW550SSN1WW. You know the one that I'm talking about. It looks so futuristic I can't tell if it's a clothes washer or the Large Hadron Col...